Prison vs Job~

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell...
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle...

IN PRISON you get three meals a day for free...
AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay it for yourself...

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior...
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more work...

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlock the doors for you...
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock open all doors yourself...

IN PRISON you can watch tv and play games...
AT WORK you get fired for watching tv and playing games...

IN PRISON you get your own toilet...
AT WORK you have to share...

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit...
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends...

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers...
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners...

Hmmm.... Which sounds better?
So what are you waiting for...

Kill your boss and go to prison!!!